搞笑谚语大全

1、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。

2、Afamily'splanliesinharmonyandalifetime'splanliesindiligence.

3、Thoughtsofthousandsofmoney，whentheemperorwantstobecomeimmortal.

4、一个鸡蛋吃不饱，一身臭名背到老。

5、弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。

6、Therearenomountainsthatcan'tbecrossedexceptthosethatcan'tbecrossed.

7、Theexpertwatchesthedoorway，thelaymanwatchesthesidewalk.

8、忠实的人，对人处处关心；虚伪的人，对人当面奉承。

9、Don'tlookattherambarkingbadly，butathisabilitytocrosstheriver.

10、种菜老婆吃菜脚，做鞋老婆打赤脚。

11、Noonewatchedthethreeliondancesandnoonelistenedtothethreespeeches.

12、Ifabrotherdoesnotdeceivehisneighbour，hewillnotdeceivehisneighbour.

13、Thewickedareafraidofheaven，butthegooddeceiveheaven.

14、Peopleareafraidoflosingfaceandtreesareafraidoflosingbark.

15、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。

16、有了千钱想万钱，当了皇帝想成仙。

17、Moneykillspeopleforlife，andmoneymischiefgoestoprison.

18、Peopleareafraidtotalkmuch，buttheyareafraidtodoanything.

19、长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。

20、一家之计在于和，一生之计在于勤。

21、Theseedlingsdonotrecognizetheirfatherandmother.Theyfarmathomeandgetmoregrain.

22、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。

23、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的粮。

24、一年盼望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。

25、Oldpeoplearedizzy，eagleshavebluntclaws.

26、Lookingforwardtoagoodyear，sweatersarelikejackets.

27、Saveoneortwograinsadayandstoretheminwarehousesfortenyears.

28、香花不一定好看，会说不一定能干。

29、Allthingscometruewithperseverance，butallthingscometoanendwithoutperseverance.

30、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。

31、入门休问荣枯事，观看容颜便得知。

32、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。

33、Thevegetable_growingwifeeatsfoodfeetandtheshoe_makingwifebarefoot.

34、Foramomentstrengthliesinstrength，andforalltimesuccessliesinreason.

35、Youwillhaveitifitbelongstoyou，whereasyoudon'tkvetchforitifitdoesn'tappearinyourlife.

36、人怕没脸，树怕没皮。

37、Peaches，apricotsandpearsarefiveyearsold，andgrapeschangemoneyintwoyears.

38、光说不干，事事落空；又说又干，马到成功。

39、Whenyougettothedoor，youwillfindoutwhenyoulookatyourface.

40、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。